huffylemon:

chimpanzeedotcom:

In the inn four meads deep and the gnome starts looking like a maiden

griffonatrix:

lavendersheep20:

amtrak-official:

amtrak-official:

Trains were made for faggots, transsexuals, dykes, and autistics, and if you aren’t ready for that,I don’t know what to tell you

Weirdos can also ride the train if they like

Crazy idea….what if we didn’t use slurs for groups we aren’t a part of 🫢🫢🫢

fine. w*irdos can also ride the train

rrdiner:

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

chips1977:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

chips1977:

Does anyone wanan play ants with me?

OK can i be the crumb

FUCK no your the wet soil pile

civvic:

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

torturelabyrinth:

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

sovietnam:

Hold on I gotta try something brb

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